Written by RazielEffectDC
DISCLAMER: All charecters, 'cept the gypsy Laraiana and the Fortune Teller Harra (My friend Joanna Dark creaed them.) are (c) Crystal Dynamics or Silicon Knights, whichever. If i get anything wrong, e-mail me and I'll fix it. This is stupid comdey, so anything goes.
Ariel sat bored at the Pillar of Ballance, wanting to get out or do somehting of entertaiment. (Well, there ARE those nights with Nupraptor.....) her butt had fallen asleep, her hands hurt, and her eyes ached from looking at the same scenery day after day.
"Nothing to do except guard these Pillars from harm.... I am so bored." She griped. Nupraptor looked at his lover and smiled.
"You could go out and do something, like a vacation!" He suggesed. Ariel looked at Nup with a glare.
"I cannot leave these pillars. I have to guard them all the time." She grumbled. Nupraptor sighed. He looked out the window. He looked back at the depressed Ariel. And he looked out the window again.
"Just for one night. You need a tiny break. Promise me?" He said with puppy dog eyes. Ariel heaved a great big sigh, and headed out. She walked out the door, and slammed the door behind her. Nupraptor rolled his eyes and grinned.
Ariel walked on the street, with people looking at her, on why she was away from the pillars. She walked down the street, and she bought a bar of chocolate from a sales woman on the street. A while later, she came across a travelling Gypsy band. One of them, was a fortune teller, and a very good one at that. Ariel walked up, and asked if she could get her fortune done.
"Ahh, Ariel, Pillar of Balance protector, I will tell you your fortune. Give me your palm." Laraiana asked. Ariel handed her palm. Laraiana traced her finger across the lady's palm. ge gasped and fell over.
"What is wrong?" Ariel asked, nervously. Laraiana got up and shook.
"Miss Ariel, Pillar of balance protector..."
"I wish you'd stop calling me that."
"You are to die in 2 days. That's all I can say." The gypsy stammered. Ariel looked VERY shocked. She laughed and walked off. She then came to another fortune tellers house. She say down and looked at Harra, the most famous fortune teller around. Harra was talking to Ariel.
"Well, you are to have good luck. You won't die in 2 days, like that peasent gypsy lied to you. You will run into a horeshoe and have excellent luck Miss Ariel." Harra smiled. Ariel looked nervous, but walked off with a sense of happieness. But, this is when the weird thigns started happening.
Weird thing #1) She later that day, was walking around town. She saw a very nice shop, about 5 stories high. She walked in and saw some very nice items.
"This looks nice...." She walked outside of a door, but, indead up falling from the window. She plummetted many, many feet, before flying off of a flag pole, across town, over a wedding, through a resturant, and into a novelty store. She ended up breaking many a glass sculpture. She siptted out a glass seal and got up.
"THat was emberassing, even for me." She muttered, a whole ton of people looking at her, laughing.
"Note to self, Maim that fortune teller after this is done." Ariel grumbled to herself, and she walked twoards a lake.....
Weird Thing # 2) She sat down, and made a makeshift fishing rod. Ariel sat on the grass, under a tree, and relaxed.
"This is the life...." She happily sighed. Just then, she spoke too soon. Her line tugged realy hard, and she pulled repeatedly, until she went under and came in contact with a sea monster. She grinned underwater, but the sea monster flung her out so far, she hit a bulding, waking most of the sleeping residents.
"Could this afternoon get ANY worse?" She grumbled. It did....
Weird Thing # 3) Ariel, now fed up as to what was going on, decided to eat something. She walked into a resturant and sat down. Well, when she ordered the Liver and Veal special, it became alive.
"GAHHHH!" She shriked. The Liver looked at her and sang a song:
"I wanna eat your face.... C'mon! Gimme that face!"
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEE! DIE YOU VILE CRETIEN!" She beat it repeatedly with a mace, smashing the live all over, the table, the water, everything. SHe got dragged out of the resturant and, afer that, she went to go see the so-called- Fortune Teller Harra.
Revenge on the Rip-Off ) Well, Ariel had it up to here with the wrong predictions. She stormed the house and looked at Harra. Harra was about to leave when Ariel SMACKED the whore really hard. Harra went flying hard out the window. Ariel, satfied at what she did, left.
"Serves you right."
That night, Ariel returned to the Pillars, and fell asleep.
"but I wonder, If I am going to die within 2 days...." She thought.
But we all know what happens..... do we? >;-P
The End.