Vorador –Kill them all! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Run pityfull humans ! Ha Ha Ha !!!
Other Vampires –Say What ?
Vorador –Come on ! Laugh with me ! HA… Ha… HA !!!
Other Vampires –HAhahaha HA HA That’s a good one O my Fukin’ GUT Hurts !! HAahahaha Ha Ha Ha !!!!
Vorador –Ok ok ! Stop kissing ass and get to work !
        The other vampires get back to slaughtering the humans. Until a misterious stranger apears.
Misterious Stranger –Ah yes we meet again… Luke, why are you siegeing my city again?
Vorador –Fool I am not this man you say… Luke…
Misterious Stranger –Then you must be John !
Vorador –I AM NOT JOHN !
Misterious Stranger –Carl?
Vorador –No.
Misterious Stranger –R.J.?
Vorador –No.
Misterious Stranger –Microwave Timy?
Vorador –No.
Misterious Stranger –Jack The Reaper?
Vorador (Losing his pacience) –NO!
Misterious Stranger –Morty?
Vorador –NO ! NO ! NO! Who are all these people?
Misterious Stranger –All the people that rage my city! But who are you?
Vorador –You are asking me who am I? Who AM I ?! Ha Ha Ha !
Other Vampires - …Oh ya ! Ha Ha HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ha ha
Vorador –Did I tell you to laugh?
Other Vampires (sudden stop)
Misterious Stranger –Aaaah… yes… I know who you are.Yes…Grandpa, I’ve missed you!
Vorador –Your grandfather pillaged your citty?
Misterious Stranger –…Oh whait, you’re not grandpa!
Vorador –Why do all these people try to destroy your city?
Misterious Stranger –It is the only one in this land.
Vorador –I think it is time for you to know that I am The Great Vorador ! Ha Ha Ha ! (thunder in the background)
Other vampires –Ha HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ha ha ha !
Vorador –It was an evil laugh you idiots !
Other vampires –Oh… Ha Ha Ha!!!!(thunder in the background)
Vorador –No no no! The thunder is in my background ! IMBECILS !
Other vampires –Sorry boss…
Misterious Stranger –Oh my GOD ! YOU ARE THE GREAT VORADOR !!! Ahhhhhhhh ! AAAAAA ! Never heard of ya ! And now : humans atack !!!
Peasents –Go peasent family go!(goofy melody)
 

           After a good ass woop Vorador retuns at his place :
Ianos –What did you fools do?
Vorador –My god! It is the vampire godfather (and now with an italian mafia accent) Ianos how good to see you… Master !
Ianos –Kiss my knuckles !
Vorador does as told
Ianos –You guys desgust me ! You managed to fail again ! But no matter, we now have a powerfull ally that is now controling my mind …
Elder God –OPS ! That one sliped !
Ianos –He is that …aaa… wierd eyeball guy … yes…yes That’s who he is!
Elder God –I can’t belive I sed that!
Ianos –And his fool Mobeus is helping too …
Mobeus –Hey
Ianos –I meen his good servant…
Elder God –Wait a sec, Since when do you tell me how to call you?
Mobeus –Sorry your squidliness! 
Ianos –And with their help we will destroy Kain and Raziel ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! (two lightning bolts in the back)
Vorador –No fair, how comme he has two lightning bolts?
Ianos –Laugh with me fool !!!
Vorador (adressing the other vampires) –You heard him !
Ianos –Comon fool !
Other vampires –I think he means you boss !
Vorador –Damn it !…
Ianos – What was that?
Vorador (faking) –Ha ha ha ! Asshole !
Elder God –I’l pretend I didn’t hear that !
Vorador –Fuck Face !
Elder God –Oooookaaaay !
Vorador –Dick Head !
Ianos –I heard that !
Elder God  -He reallly wants to die!
Vorador –I meant smart head !…
Ianos –Ok let’s get to work! Now for a plan … Vorador , you will be my right hand vampire;Now as a first thing you should do is throw yourself from up that roof top!
Elder God –I wanted to do this !
Vorador (He screams while faling; He hits the ground with his face, really hard) –I’m OK !!!
Elder God-This is for calling me a dick head ! (A mountain apears and falls over Vorador)
Vorador –Ok that one hurt !
Elder God –I feel better now! Mobeus, my loyal idiot.. I mean servant.. Locate Kain and Raziel!
Mobeus –Yes your eyebalness. Hmm….m ! (runing out of air) Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Hmmmmmmmm !
Elder God –Do you realy have to do that?
Mobeus(concentrating and making funny sounds) –HAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !!! I ammmmm connnnncennnntratinnng ! Hmmmmm ! Hmmmm ! Haaaaah ! Haaammmm !
Elder God –Anyday now…
Mobeus –Got it ! It’s a thing… so evil… so… I don’t know…
Elder God –What is it?
Mobeus –It’s…It’s… I can’t say it !
Elder God –Say it allready !
Mobeus –I am keeping my eyes closed and I see… Oh no !
Elder God (angry) –Say it or feel my wrath ! I did not wash in centuries !
Mobeus –It’s spaghetty ! It’s evil cause’ I can’t have‘em ! And I was saing Hmmmmmm cause’ I like’em !
Ianos –Mobeus would you like to join Vorador?
Mobeus –Ok I’m sorry ! Here goes (the “Hmm” thing again)
Elder God –It better not be spagetty again !
Mobeus –I see… I see… Nothing ; I’m keeping my eies closed ! (he starts again with his eyes open) They are in Nosgoth…
Elder God –I could have told you that !
Mobeus –They are at the pillars !
Ianos (adressing the other vampires) –You heard him ! Let’s Go!
Other vampires –What about Vorador?
Ianos –Oh yeah… (holding his head out of the window and screaming) Heeey Voorrraaadddooorrr weee’rrreee leeeaaaaavviinnnngg !
Vorador –Wait a second I can’t find my left hand!
Elder God –Good luck !

                                                             ------ after 30 minutes -----

Vorador –Wop ! Found it.
Ianos –C’mon already !
And they start fliyng towards the pillars (the background melody is the one from “Justice League”}.Vorador keeps hiting all the trees because his head was not placed right.
All the vampires stop somewhere further than the pillars to spy on Raziel and Kain.
Raziel –Kain, what treachery is this? how come you have five aces? There are only four in the card set !
Kain –God damn it !You got me again !
Raziel –Cheater!

                                                            ------later-----

Raziel –Do you refuze to sacrafice, Kain?
Kain –I can not sacrafice…
Raziel –Come on! You must…
Kain –It is such a hard decizion !
Raziel –You sometimes have to sacrafice your queen in chess!
Kain –No way !
Ariel (wispering) –Kain refuzed the sacrafice…
Raziel (adressing Ariel) –Why do you do that ?
Ariel –Didn’t you ever play “L.O.K.- Soul Reaver 2”?
Raziel –Oh right ! (back to the game) You have to Kain !!!
Kain –NO! But I will do this instead.
(He takes the king with his telekinesis power and knoks down all of Raziels’s pieces)
Kain –There !
Raziel –A king can’t do that !
Kain –Do you see what is writen on this chess set? Look, it sais “Nosgoth chess set” right on it!
Raziel –So?
Kain –I am king of Nozgoth ! There for I knoked down all of your pieces ! Ha Ha Ha (lots of thunders)
Vorador: Grrrrr…
Raziel gets up and sees a part of Mobeuses cloak.
Raziel –What tretchery is this?
Kain –Do you allways say that?
Raziel –LOOK !
Mobeus realizes that he was spoted and quickly consults Ianos
Mobeus –What now master ?
Raziel –Show yourself demon !
Ianos –Operation Idiot Human Bait ! NOW ! They must not know we are here !
Kain –Resistance is futile !
Mobeus (jumping in a ridiculous karate form)  -Hayaaaaaa !
Raziel & Kain –Mobeus ? What are you doing here fool ?
Elder God –You see Mobeus, I am right you are a FOOL !
Mobeus –Oh shut up !
Raziel & Kain –What was that ?
Mobeus (scared; he did not have his staff) –I must worn you that in my past life I was  a shaolin ! And I know multiple stiles of karatsu, jujitsu, and other stuff like that !
Raziel –Well the shaolin part explains why you are bold.
Kain –Good point ! Let’s give him a good ass wup !
Mobeus –No No ! Wait !
Raziel & Kain –WHAT ?!
Mobeus is given the chance to stream time so he does it. All of a sudden somme walls apear sorounding the pillars and transforming that place in a big room. After that disco lights apear suspended randomly on the pillars, Kain’s throne transforms in a DJ’s mixer, equiped with disks that contain the melodies from all the L.O.K. series.
Raziel –That’s a good reason to not kick his ass !
Kain –And look who else is here, thanks to Mobeus.
The music starts and Marcus apears as the DJ, Sebastian starts to break-dance realy fast,Faustus starts jumping around, and everybodey from the other series start dancing except Ianos, the other vampires and Vorador.
Kain salutes everybodey.
Elder God –Funky beat !
Mobeus –Ops ! Wrong time stream, time to change !
Everybody –No you fool !
Kain –Look everybody it’s Ianos, Vordor and his army, they came to join the party too!
Marcus –Actualy Ianos is being controled by the Elder God and says he will kill you all, laughing sinister and with the thunders in the background ! Oh ya Vorador keeps swearing Ianos (in this moment a gigant rock falls on Vorador’s head)…
Eldre God –Moron, huh?
Marcus (continuing) –and Vordor’s army is now laughing sinister in their minds, because they heard me say Ianos is also laughing. I like reading minds !
Ianos (he has a stupid face, and he is holding his finger up) –I… hmm… I… oh damn it !
Vorador (getting up) –I have learned many from my last batle : GO VORADOR ARMY GO ! (goofy melody)
Raziel, Kain & Others –GO KAIN FAMILY GO ! (same goofy melody)
They all get their asses kicked and the Elder God is enjoing it:
Elder God –Oh that has to hurt ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! My fool is being pumeled too !

                                                                     ----------after 1 hour of fighting--------

After  all of  the hits to his head Ianos was struck down and the Elder God could not control him anymore.
Mobeus –STOOOOOOOOOP ! This is all the fault of the Elder Moron !
Vorador –So that’s where the mountain came from…
Mobeus –That is not my point !
Kain –In this time, where is he?
Mobeus –Whell if you take the elevator to the 22nd flor you will end up in the basement and you will find him there !
Kain -… 22nd flor…
Raziel –Stop thinking. No time to waste !
They get in the elevator and Kain tipes 22. The elevator goes with incredible speed right trough the roof.
Raziel & Kain (screaming so hard that Mobeus can hear them) –We don’t got a 22nd flor !!!
Mobeus –But you will have a basement now ! (talking to himself) I wanted to dot that !
Raziel & Kain –AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  !
Everyone sloely turn their head from up to down, seing the lift go right trough the flor. Razile and Kain are Ok. They get out of the lift and Raziel says:
Raziel –It’s him !
Kain –Who him ?
Raziel –The eyeball guy !
Elder God (now only Raziel and Kain could hear him) –Can you stop calling me that ?
Kain –Who sed that ?
Raziel –Oh stop it ! Just wait a sec squid guy. Look in the script of  “L.O.K. Defiance” , here at the end you could see the eyeball guy too, by killing me, Mobeus dies, but we are not in this time Bla Bla Bla !
Kain –I still can’t see him !
Raziel (getting somme sun glasses out) –Here put these on ! They have been imbued with elemental WATCHAMACALLIT !
Kain –Cool I can see him now !
And then they fight :
After a while :
Kain –I’m still holding on, how ‘bout you Raz ?
Raziel –I can still keep them open !
Elder God – Kain, I saw you blink !
Kain (claps his hands and admits) –Ok you got me !
When Kain clapped the Elder God blinked.
Raziel –Ha ! We have defeated you in the eye blinking contest !
Elder God –Nooooooooooooooooooooo !
The roof starts falling on him and he dies etcetera, etcetera.Now back to the party Kain and Raziel are aclamed by the oters:
Others –Yeah ! Wow ! Cool ! Good Job !
Kain (adressing Raziel only so that only he could hear him) –Should we tell them that I clapped intentionatly so squid guy will blink ?
Raziel (adressing Kain only so that only he could hear him) –Should we tell them I don’t ever blink, cause I have no eye lids?
Raziel & Kain –Naaaah !
And now Kain runs to Marcus and wispers something at his year, then runs back in the croud and a new melody starts:
Melcaiah –And now for a special dedication from Kain to all the vampires. (he starts singing) We all live in a yelow grewsome world, A yelow grewsome world, A yelow grewsome world.
And everybody joins in.
All - We all live in a yelow grewsome world, A yelow grewsome world, A yelow grewsome world.