Mayhem!

By Labonya Siddiqui
 

Part1

 
Everyone; Raziel and his five newly evolved brothers Melchiah, Zephon, Rahab, Turel and Dumah, Kain, Aeriel, Janos, Vorador, Mortanius, Nurpraptor, Umah and Seer witch were all in the hall sitting in a circle at Vorador’s mansion. They were talking about their current life and their past life. Everyone got a chance to speak out loudly and clearly taking their time, when they’d finish their story they would say the word fini to indicate they have finished their story. The most boring story was of Vorador, who of course sang a very annoying song in the end which was; 

Juliey… Juliey… Juliey…where are you now… have you forgotten m------------e!!!!!! 

Everyone was covering their ears and looked pretty much tortured. Raziel was feeling dizzy and weak afraid of drifting into the spectral realm. 

Raziel (in tortured voice): Someone please shut his big-loud-mouth! He’s really driving me insane! I will drift to the spectral realm if he doesn’t stops doing that! 

Kain (irritated): I would if I could! 

Aeriel: Good heavens! My god!

Umah: He’s the worst singing vampire I’ve ever met!

Seer: For goodness sake shut up you tone-deaf-moron! 

Raziel (really tortured now): Aaah!!!!!!! Aah!!!!

Dumah: Shut up you pompous-wind-bag! 

Rahab (crying): Aah! I need water! Water! Water! 

Kain (angry): Shut up you morons! Vorador stop singing or I’ll cut your frigid neck you toneless freak! 

Vorador stops singing and calms himself down. He sighs very sadly and sits back down between Janos and Mortanius. 

Vorador (sadly): No one likes me 

Umah: We all do. Kain loves ya, don’t you Kain?

Kain: NO I DON’T

Raziel (bored): can we just a play another game? This is boring 

Dumah (sarcastically looking at Turel): Hey, Tur, What would you prefer bro? 

Turel: Stop calling me that! 

Zephon (bored as well): I am really sleepy, I wanna go home 

Melchiah (yawning tiredly): I do as well 

Turel: So do I 

Dumah: So do I 

Rahab: Same here 

Janos: We can go to the library! 

Vorador: Perhaps not! 

Raziel: I think Rahab, might be interested in playing in the pool, don’t you think Vorador?

Vorador (confused): What? What pool?

Raziel: You know, the pool, outside in the back garden I think, where there are big gargoyle-looking statues with water falling from their mouths down in the big water pool which can also be used as a portal

Everyone looks blankly at Raziel confused very much. But then something else confuses them when suddenly, the door bell rings. Vorador becomes alarmed and stands up. 

Vorador (smiling at everyone): Excuse-me 

Rahab, Turel, Dumah, Zephon and Melchiah all together: Sheesh! 

Raziel (sighing uncomfortably): Hope it won’t be another one of those intruders 

Kain (looking blankly at him): What intruders?

Raziel: you know, Sarafan vampire-hunters 

Umah (thoughtfully): Hhhmmm… I always wanted to be one of them when I was a child 

Seer: But your ambitions, had changed 

Aeriel: Really? 

Umah: Yeah, since I am a vampire

Kain: Since you became one of us 

Mortanius: That could be an answer expected from you, I hate when people die 

Turel: Why grandpa? 

Mortanius (becoming angry): I AM NOT YOUR GRANDPA YOU-

Nurpraptor: How not?

Mortanius (looking at Nurpraptor): How not what?

Nurpraptor: not their Grandpa? Kain is your son, right? 

Mortanius: Wrong! I gave him a new life as a vampire

Zephon: That is called RESURRECTION 

Melchiah: Not it isn’t you uneducated freak! 

Rahab: then what is it? 

Turel: Resurrection is different then what Mortanius is telling us 

Dumah: Right, like I’d believe that 

Everyone was bored. Aeriel exhaustedly sits down beside Nurpraptor seemingly to be sleepy. Raziel, in deep sleep, falls on Umah’s shoulder who let who shakes violently and then pushed him away from her. 

Raziel (wakes up confused): huh?

Umah: I think you need sleep dear, go to the spectral realm- 

Raziel (aware of this): Not in hell Umah! 

Umah: Why?

Raziel: I hate that big squid-looking octopus! 

Elder God: I HEARD THAT! 

Raziel: Oh great! 

After a minute there was screams. Vorador came back in the hall screaming terrifyingly. His expression somehow what signaled everybody something was wrong.

Vorador (screaming terribly): Run for your lives! 

Kain: what’s wrong? 

Vorador: The two torturing little pesky girls are here! 

Everyone looked confusedly at him. As if they didn’t hear what he said exactly. They all exchanged glances and then looked blankly back at Vorador blinking curiously. 

All but Vorador: What?

After a while they understood what Vorador meant when all of a sudden two young girls called Lilly and Kylie wearing cute clothes came running into the hall like fireworks exploding. Screaming, cheering, laughing and doing other stuffs creating a total havoc in the mansion. Everyone, except the ladies – Umah, Seer and Aeriel – was being chased by the two annoying girls around the mansion. Realizing that this chase was going to last for a very long time all three ladies Umah, Seer and Aeriel went away through the front door which, they purposely, locked in the way out. It was like a chaos in the house. Everyone running around in the house searching for an exit to get out as quickly as they can. Many torturing events took place during the endless chase in the mansion. Lilly was chasing Raziel and his other brothers around in the back garden where the big pool was, which Raziel had explained to everyone about earlier on, all doors had been locked and there was no way out. Rahab jumped in to the pool like a fish and was tortured by Lilly with her arms around his neck from behind and her legs around his waist. 

Lilly (cheerfully with excitement): Oooh! My favourite! A fishy-horsie! Weeee! 
Rahab: Save me! Save me! 

While this happened, Raziel and the other four where standing in the balcony above looking down at Rahab struggling there. When Lilly noticed them, she released Rahab and then ran after the other four. 

Rahab (choking there in the pool, outraged): Wait till I get my hands on you---you scumbags! 

Raziel: I want to shift to the spectral realm! Oh please! 

Elder god: I won’t let you, because you called me a squid-looking octopus!

Lilly jumped on Zephon, sitting on his back. 

Lilly: Oooh! Spidy-horsie! 

Zephon (almost terrified): Aah! Get her off! Get her off you lazy suckers! 

Dumah: Save yourself you spider geek! 

Turel: Raziel do something! 

Raziel: Don’t ask me, do it yourself! 

Melchiah: I knew this day was going to be really bad for me! 

Raziel: I wanna drift into the spectral realm! Please! Aah! This is madness! 

Melchiah: You numskull! You can shift into the spectral realm whenever you want you freak! 

Raziel (scratching his head): Hhhmmm… you’re right, I’ll do it! 

Realizing what Melchiah had meant, Raziel quickly shifts to the spectral realm and waits for a very very long time. 

Meanwhile, back at the hall, where all doors were locked, Kylie was chasing the others around. Kain was trying to strike her down with his wraith blade, but then he realized he left it at home. 

Kain: Oh no! My wraith blade! 

Kylie (running up towards him): give me a hug! Will ya! 

Vorador (in terror): Janos do something! Quickly fly us out of that window! 

Janos (confused): Fly?

Nurpraptor (also in terror): Yes you freak! Fly! You have wings! 

Janos: I use to, but the thing is that, my wings are missing! 

Nurpraptor and Vorador (in utter disbelief): What! Janos! 

Janos: that is true, believe or not

Kain: do something you lazy dimwits! 

Vorador (alarmed now): Hey! Where is Mortanius?

Janos: I don’t know

Nurpraptor: Don’t look at me, I haven’t seen him! 

Then, they heard his scream. Mortanius’s voice. They finally understood where he was. 

Janos: I think he is in the back garden with the others 

Vorador: Do you? 

Nurpraptor: We need to find em, only he can give death to these chaotic menaces! 

Mortanius (finally appearing from his hide out): Like I can?

Janos (in utter disbelief): Mortanius!

Kylie changes her mind and jumps on these four chatter boxes. While Kain tries with all his might trying to hit the projectiles in the room to escape. But no use. 

Kylie: Ooh! Skele-looking man! Ooh!

Mortanius (offended): SHUT UP! I AM NOT A SKELE LOOKING-

Janos: Morti, you have bare ribs may I remind you

Mortanius (almost angry): DON’T CALL ME MORTI AGAIN YOU- 

Vorador: shut up! we must think of a way to get out you morons! 

Everyone had problems. Kylie was in the hall chasing Janos, Mortanius, Vorador, Nurpraptor and Lilly in the back garden chasing Raziel’s brothers. It was like hours before everyone grew tired of it. Lilly and Kylie brought everyone back in the hall. Raziel, who was away for a very long time materialized near one of the pillars in the hall and was confronted by Lilly and Kylie who had stopped chasing everybody. 

Raziel (with horror): Aah! My god you should’ve warned me about this! 

Elder god: Perhaps not at all, my angel. 

Kain (exhaustedly tired): What do you want?! 

Raziel (looks at Kain): Hey! I was going to ask that! 

Kain: I have so you don’t need to 

Lilly and Kylie both exchanged glances and then nodded at each other with a wide smile. 

Lilly: We just came here to-

Kylie: get Easter- 

Lilly: eggs 

Raziel and Kain both looked confusedly at each other then back at them while the others sat in a corner fallen asleep. 

Raziel: It’s not even Easter yet 

Kain: isn’t it? 

Raziel: Yes, I have checked my calendar before I left my house-

Melchiah (becoming alarmed): Hey! You don’t have a house you Bogus freak! You live in the Spectral realm! 

Rahab (exhaustedly still awake): Water! Water! Water! 

Turel (sleepily): I want my mommy 

Raziel (looking at Kain): Kain, 

Kain: yes

Raziel: Did we ever have a mother? 

Kain: No! 

Lilly (nagging): What about our Easter eggs?

Kylie: yeah?!

Raziel and Kain both: We told you, Easter hasn’t come yet! 

Lilly and Kylie both started to cry like Sissies! Vorador, who had woken up after a while, looked up at Kain and Raziel. 

Vorador (tired): What do they want?

Raziel: Easter eggs 

Vorador: what?

Kain: Easter eggs 

Vorador: I’ll get them 

Vorador went up the stairs and then came back after a while with two bags full of easter eggs. He handed it to Kylie and Lilly who were standing there in front of Kain and Raziel for a long while. 

Kylie and Lilly: Thank you 

Raziel: By the way, you didn’t have to be so chaotic- 

Lilly (sadly): We just wanted to have fun 

Kain (muttering under his breathes): Children 

Kylie: We’ll be going now 

Lilly: Bye, see you tomorrow 

Raziel (with again horror): No! Not again! 

Kain: Raziel, now listen, they won’t 

Raziel (unsure): They won’t?

Kain: Yes, the won’t, because none will ever be coming here in this stupid mansion of Vorador’s again 

Vorador (fully awake, looked offended): Yeah, why don’t you? Criticize the poor man! 

After all this had happened everyone returned home with big headaches after what they had to face. Raziel was walking down the streets with Kain looking quite fed up. The road they were walking down was totally empty. There was nothing but darkness all around. 

Kain: What’s wrong Raziel? 

Raziel: Nah, I don’t like Easter

Kain: Why?

Raziel: Because its stupid, I remember, last Easter that Squid-looking octopus- 

Elder God: I HEARD THAT!

Raziel: Yeah, yeah, I know that 

Kain: And…?

Raziel: it just bloody grounded me 

Kain: You have a free will Raziel 

Raziel: You wouldn’t understand ok? You’re just one of those senselessly emotionless idiots 

Kain (outraged): What! 

Raziel: You heard me 

Kain (angrily): Talking with you sometimes is senseless! 

Raziel (mockingly): Beat me! 

Kain (impatiently): Ok, if that is what you want!

And that is how our two heroes, Raziel and Kain get into a fight. Without, having to get their blades; which they kept aside. Not to forget, Kain had left his blade at home. During the fight they were calling each other rude names but different ones. These were the ones: 

Kain: TAKE THAT! You Jawless freak! 

Raziel: Why you! Take that! You skunk! 

Kain: Why you! TAKE THAT! Black eyed-doughnut! 

Then for a minute they paused when all of a sudden they noticed the young girls. Absolutely right! It was Lilly and Kylie standing there smiling at them. Their presence had really terrified Raziel and Kai who after a short while started running off away from them. Of course, that these two annoying girls, again, chased these two. Raziel quickly shifted into the spectral realm. He found himself in the spectral realm alone and safe from the annoying girls. 

Raziel: Pewwws! That was close! 

Elder god ( again mockingly): Oh no it wasn’t 

Raziel: What? 

He was confused of what he had heard from the Elder God. Then a female voice ran past his ears.

Unknown voice: Hello?! 

Raziel (angry): WHO IS IT NOW- 

As soon as Raziel turned back he was surprised to see Lilly stand there behind him and smiling at him very widely. 

Raziel (with horror): Oh no! Shift me back to the Material realm 

Elder god: Oh no Raziel, THIS TIME you won’t be able to do it without my order 

Raziel (rude): I’ll deal with you--- you good for nothing Squiggly-octopus! 

Then he was chased in the spectral realm by Lilly. And Kain, he shifted himself into the demon realm, where similarly the same thing happened. Even in the demon realm he was chased by Kylie. 

Back at the Mansion, Vorador was in the library standing near the door on the other side, in front of the door which leads to a balcony outside. Janos was the only one left for some reason; he didn’t want to go anywhere. He stood by Vorador smiling at him. 

Vorador: Today was the worst of all 

Janos (jokingly): Of course, it was 

Vorador: What about your wings? What are you gonna do about them? 

Janos (makes a straight face): I don’t like to discuss such issue with you 

Vorador: Why not? 

Janos: Because it is senseless 

Vorador: How come? 

Janos: Now don’t you start with me you! 
 
 

Part 2- is the one I am right now working on. I need some help on it; if you have any idea, please don’t hesitate, just email me at labonya7@hotmail.com or labonya1916@hotmail.com

Thank you for reading my story and being patient. 

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