Goof #3 takes place during the first run of the game before thr idea of wraith Raziel enters thier heads.
The Timeless goofs of Kain

Goof up #1
Director: Alright, action!
(Raziel walks through chronoplast's door)
Kain: At last... I must say I am disappointed in your progress I'd figure you'd bring the super-bowl supplies.
Raziel: What...the...HELL????!!!!
(all of the cast groans)
Vorador: It's the same thing every time!
Janos: Memorize your lines for bloody hell!!!
Director: Alright take 374...Action!

Goof #2
Director: Come on... We can nail this... and action!!!
Umah: (coughs) Kain- I am dieing...
Kain: Duh... (takes Nexus stone) So long!
(Umah gets up wipes the fake blood off of her lip and approaches Kain angrily)
Moebius: Oh, this should be good...
Umah: (not meaning a word of it) Kain, sweetie... You know I love you, right?
Kain: Yes, I do.
Umah: Good. (Slaps him)
Kain: What was that for?!!
Umah: For not reading the script! That's why!
Kain: I read it! (utters)I just don't like the ending for us.
Vampire Raziel: Great... The “lovers” are at it again...
Janos: Eh? Again?! When is he going to realize she isn't interested?!
Moebius: (shows him a bowl of pop-corn) Want some?
V Raziel: I'm good.
Janos: Extra butter?
Moebius: Yeah.
Janos: Good, gimme.
Director: Ok, look you two. (addresses Kain and Umah)
Kain, you don't really have to kill her just pretend to be a heartless, self-adsorbed, jerk and kill her.
Kain: Oh, ok.
Director: Ok, from the top.
All except Kain: Again!
Director: Right, again... Ready action!
Umah: (coughs) Kain- I am dieing.
Kain: (Slightly unfased) Yes... You are...
Umah: I need your blood, Kain.
Kain: Do you admit that you betrayed me?
Umah: Yes...
Kain: Do you now see I will become Nosgoth's king?
Umah: Yes! I see it now!
(well, it's something like that I really don't remember)
Kain: Good...then die knowing that... (begins to choke her)
Umah: Kain!...
Kain: You brought it upon yourself. (utters)You could have been my queen...
Umah: Argh... Kain!... (pretends to die)
Director: Cut! Great!
Kain: (out of character) You really think so? I'm glad! I was so worried that I'd have to quit, or make you change the script, or even-
Director: Uh, Kain?
Kain: I mean I thought this would mean that my relationship with her was over and-
V Raziel: Kain! (in pig Latin) Et-lay eo-gay ef-oay er-hay eck-nay! (let go of her neck!) Plus you really had no relationship with her, she's married!
Kain: I was never fond of pig Latin. Try charades!
(Moebius, Janos, and Raziel stare at each other and make gestures towards their necks)
Kain: Neck...choking(Umah beats at his arm) Don't do that I'm trying to concentrate!
V Raziel: Uh... I got it! Vorador!
Vorador: (half asleep) What?
V Raziel: We need your wallet!
Vorador: Crazy kids... (rolls over to go back to sleep)
V Raziel: NOOO! We need a picture of Umah!
Vorador: Why?...
Moebius: Because Kain will kill her if you don't!
Vorador: Fine! (tosses it to Janos) If I end up broke like LAST time, I'll kill you.
Janos: (Finds a picture of Umah in the 5th grade) Found it! It's not at all what we expected, but it will have to work!
V Raziel: (holds up picture)
Kain: Hey, that looks like Umah... (V Raziel rolls his hand) Ok, Umah, choke... God, Raz I'm not going to choke her are you insa- (realizes Umah is now dead) Oops...

Goof #3
Director: Ok... Action!
V Raziel: I knew that you were cold-hearted to humans, Kain. But to me your first-born, it shows me how ignorant I have been to see that you are the plague of Nosgoth.
Kain: Respect your elders, Raziel. You know that there was a price to pay for your betrayal, and you know that I showed you mercy.
Raziel: Mercy? You call throwing me in prison, murdering all of my kin, and not even granting my request for an trial mercy?
Kain: You know what the price for betrayal! And you have done it again.
Raziel: What betrayal? I was ready to serve you even after my transformation.
Kain: You broke out of my prison!
Raziel: But before I did, you killed off your biggest and most successful clan without hesitation. It is you who have betrayed us.
Director: Good. Now fight for your lives!
(They fight, just like in the script)
Director: Ok, Kain. The tragic end. Kill Raziel!
(Kain brings the styrofoam reaver on Raziel) (It breaks in two)
Raziel: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: (Out of character) Raz! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!!!!! (looks at his arm)
Ewwww!!! The skin is peeling back!!!
Janos: (Walks onto the set)Oh, hi guys. Am I- (See's Raziel's hand) What the crap!?!?!!?!?!!?!
Moebius: Some body dial 9-1-1!

LATER THAT DAY.....
Doctor: Well, we've done all we could.
Kain: Nooooo! Don't die on us!!! (Beats a full-body cast)
Moe: Kain, that's not Raziel. That's Vorador. You know, from your little goof last week?
Cast/Vor: MMMMhhhmmmm!!!!(in agony, and probably threatening for a restraining order)
Moe: (turns Kain around) That, is Raziel. (Kain is ready to repeat what he did to Vorador) (Moe stops him) And he's in stable condition.
Kain: Oh. (looks at Raziel who is head to toe in bandages) You don't look so bad Raziel.
Raziel: That's because I am in bandages you buffoon!
Kain: Why is your mouth not moving?
Raziel: Who said anything about HAVING a mouth?
(Doctor un-wraps Raziel's body)
All Except for doctor and Raziel: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goof # 4 (Raziel's weakness)
(Raziel enters the chronoplast)
Kain: At last. I must say I'm disappointed in your progress, I'd imagined you'd be here sooner. Tell me, did it trouble you? To murder your brothers?
Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the abyss?
(The scene continues till Raziel says his line-)
Raziel: The Saraphan were saviors, protecting nosgoth from the corruption that we represent. My eyes are open, Kain. I find no nobility in the un-life you rudely forced on my unwilling corpse!(Attacks)
Kain: You my have discovered your past but you know nothing of it. You think the Saraphan were noble? Altruistic? (Psychic field) (Raziel falls on one of the columns and rolls off.
Kain: (out of character) Raziel! Are you alright?!
Raziel: (angrily and sarcastically) No. I'm great. Let's do another run-through. EXATLY like THAT...
Kain: (relived) Ok, good. I was worried that you would be angry at me again...
Raziel: (Completely blows up) I AM NOT ALLRIGHT YOU DIM-WIT! DO I LOOK OR SOUND LIKE THAT TO YOU!?!!?!?!?!
Kain: Well no... But you-
Raziel: WAS BEING MEAN AND SARCASTIC!!!!!
Kain: Well ummm...
Raziel: I WANT A HUGE BONUS YOU HEAR?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEE!!!! AFTER WORKING WITH THIS MORON, I THINK I DESERVE IT DON'T YOU?!!?!
Kain: You're being extremely loud don't you think?
(Vorador loads a blow-dart with a sugar capsule)(Aims and fires)
Raziel: LOUD?! I'LL SHOW YOU LOU- (gets hit with the sugar dart) Hehheheheeeeee...... Sugar.... Oh, hello Kain... I r es sorry 'bout thaaaat...
Kain: What did you do?!
Vorador: Sugar capsules. Darts of the gods.
Raziel: GGGGOOODDDSSSS!!!
Kain: Good call.
Raziel:...Sssssuuuuuugggaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr(rolls on the floor and twitches wildly)
Kain: Is he having a seizure?
Moebius: No. That was probably a huge dose though.
Kain: Huge how?
Vorador: Remember that one night we all went out together?
Kain: Yeah...
Moebius: Remember how drunk the director was?
Kain: Yeah! He thought he was a magician! Why?
Vorador: In sugar, Raziel got at least three times as much.
Kain: HOLLY-! He's going to be ok isn't he?
Moebius: (shrugs) He just needs to burn it all off.
Raziel: G?Hrv/Dv/sD?Fsmdkj sdcsdcjvbxcjbvbjxc!!! Home skillet!!! Acorns!!!! Chicken Soup for the Lichie soul!!!!!PPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elder god: Sorry I'm late everyone. My car bro-
Raziel:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs around in circles screaming random stuff and more gibberish)
Elder god: ...Sugar?
All except for Raziel: Sugar...
Kain: Why is it he can't have to much sugar?
Elder god: I think it is due to the lack of body-parts. He rarely gets sugar so when he does it ends up making him a little stir-crazy.
Kain: You call hugging the pillars 'a little' stir-crazy?
Moebius: Vor? Would you like the honor?
Vorador: (counts down) Five...four...three...two...one...
Raziel: (still running around the room in circles) sdjfjsdhfjhsf sudfh jyfuhy COFEE!!!!! sdif lisdfhoudsg fkshdgfhks ghdkbh dhkbksd!!! (falls asleep) (falls on his face)
Elder god: Ahhh... The miracle of sleep.